Doctor Ne Patni Ke Muh Men Thermamitter Rakh Kar Kuch Der Muh Band Rakhne Ko Kaha Patni Ko Khamosh Dekh Kar Santa Ne Doctor Se Puch "Doctor Sahab Ye Chij Kitne Ki Aati Hai?"
Jito: Agar Main Kho Gayi To Tum Kya Karoge? Santa: Main Akhbar Men Ishtihaar Dunga Jito: Tum Kitne Achche Ho Kya Likhoge? Santa: Jisko Mile Uski!
Santa: Janu Tumne Bataya Nahin Ki Tum TV Par Aane Wali Ho? Jito: Kya? Kab? Santa: Abhi TV Par Hi Bataa Rahe The Dekhiye "Naagin" Colors Par
Santa: Chaku Kyon Ubal Rahe Ho? Banta: Khudkushi Karne Ke Liye Santa: Magar Ise Ubalane Ki Kya Jarurat? Banta: Mujhe Kahin Infection Ho Gaya To?
Santa: Yaar Meri Bivi Gussa Bahut Karti Hai Banta: Meri Bivi Bhi Pahle Bahut Gussa Karti Thi Ab Nahin Karti Santa: Aapne Kya Ilaaj Kiya? Banta: Ek Din Bahut Gusse Men Thi Maine Kah Diya Ki Budhape Men Gussa A Hi Jata Hai Bas Vah Din Hai Aur Aaj Ka Din Hai Tej Avaz Men Bhi Baat Nahin Karti
Subah Ofis Jate Samay Raste Men Santa Ki Gadi Band Ho Gayi Piche Wali Gadi Wala Bar-Bar Horn Bajane Laga Santa Chidh Kar Gadi Se Utara Piche Wali Gadi Ke Driver Ko Chabi Di Aur Bola "Le Bhai Tu Start Kar Le Horn Main Bajata Hu"